Jimmy Kimmel has some hard-hitting advice for ‘Stepmom Porn’ fan Ted Cruz

“I’m not allowed to fish without a license,” Jimmy Kimmel said during his opening monologue Thursday. “It shouldn’t be easier to get an AR-15 than a rainbow trout.”

The “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” The anchor once again attacked Republican lawmakers for blocking action on gun control after this week’s mass shooting in Uvalde, Texas, that left 19 children and two adults dead. And Kimmel saved some of the harshest comments for his nemesis, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas), who this week urged schools to have only one door in and one out.

“I see, so this wasn’t a problem with weapons. This was a door issue,” Kimmel said. Get rid of the doors. It makes perfect sense.

Kimmel suggested making that door an “EXIT” door to confuse would-be mass shooters.

“They will see the signal, they will turn around. There will be no problem at all,” Kimmel said. “And Ted knows a lot about doors. You know, the doors are what he leaves his dog to look after when he gets cold and sneaks off to Cancun like Cruzella de Vil.”

Kimmel was referring to the time Cruz fled Texas when winter weather caused massive power outages. As Cruz flew to Cancun, he spotted the family’s dog, Snowflake, peering through the door.

Kimmel then offered some hard-hitting advice for Cruz.

“What a stupid misconception,” Kimmel said. “Listen, Ted, I know you’d rather spend your days doing ‘Simpsons’ impressions and Googling stepmom porn, but at some point you might have to get down to business and do your job, and the doors aren’t. ”

Watch Kimmel criticize other GOP lawmakers for failing to keep America’s children safe:

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