25 Extremely Accurate Tweets That Summarize Foreplay When You’re Married

In the honeymoon phase of a relationship, the prelude to sex can include a good bottle of wine, a vibrant playlist, and a massage. Once married, however, foreplay tends to take on new forms.

Below, we’ve rounded up 25 post-wedding foreplay tweets that are as honest as they are hilarious.

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